'This world is about money, so when you are offered those millions you take them. Few people will ever earn so many. I am one of the few fortunates who do. I may be one of the worst buys in the history of the Premiership but I don't care.'
Vi bliver ved VM 1998. Hvor mange lande havde udelukkende spillere fra den hjemlige liga med, og hvilke?
A little girl is in the bathroom when her father steps out of the shower.
She says, “Daddy! When am I gonna get a penis?”
“As soon as Mommy leaves for work.”