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7 Things Learnt From Bournemouth 0 - 1 Chelsea |

1) Excited for the win, even though we didn´t deserve it at all. We have 34 players, and only 4 or 5 actually think before doing something with the ball. Others play so dumb its shocking, even though, this is no news.

2) The fact that goalkeeper Sanchez is my man of the match is a pointer to how poorly we played today. Our players practically channeled their inner Badiashiles to play Bournemouth. Had it been that the Cherries got clinical with their numerous chances, which included a sickly-conceded penalty, we would have comfortably lost.

3) Again, I´ll reiterate that Maresca is surely an upgrade on Pochettino, in a way you can´t compare sleep to death; but if he [Maresca] keeps showing a stubborn streak that makes him present a weak selection to start games, he will be sacked faster than a rabbit´s orgasm. Forget whatever boardroom war that´s going on right now, Chelsea FC identity is bigger than even the board, and it doesn´t do or endure BS...if he continues this rubbish, he´ll be gone. No time.

4) I mean, Viega had no job in that midfield today, he looked like fish out of water; we are grateful Badiashile didn´t make pitch, but why is Maresca playing Disasi? Tosin looked too solid while he came on, but we had to endure Foolfana´s foolishness and miscued passes? Why use Jackson that long? Why leave inefficiency on the pitch in a stubborn obsession with your wrong selections??? I want Maresca to succeed, but if does not know that his wrong selections directly shift the burden of expectation on Palmer alone, making the star boy stand the risk of burnout, I don´t know how he will succeed as our coach. Put your best foot forward all the time, a commonsense thing, but I don´t know why someone will just decide to complicate basic stuff.

5) Though late, it was clear we had and always have better quality on the bench. E.g, Why not grow some balls and bench Jackson, that Senegalese kidult should have a permanent seat on the bench, watching Nkunku, Duran, Watkins, Haaland, etc, on how to lead an attack and score. He is currently useless, a premium Olodo. Only God knows the voodoo he used to get a contract extension till 2033.

That´s like 9 more years with this thing??? Ha! God! Well, thank God Arsenal is still hot on the cleaning business sha. Gallas, Willian, Jorghino, Havertz, ..... Nicolas Jackson [IJN].

6) 1 assist, 1 man-of-the-match award after just 45 minutes in Chelsea blue. How Manchester United allowed Sancho leave is a mystery no science or maths can solve. Like, How????? Jadon Sancho´s successful take-ons took Borussia Dortmund to the UCL final few months ago. He had the joint-most of those across the UCL with Vinicius Jr. Manchester United let him leave to a direct rival. Tell me something that tops this per self-sabotage....I´ll wait.

7) God bless Christopher Nkunku. That was a spartan goal. A goal against odds. More blue ballons to your air, my dear talented finisher!

PS: I don´t have words for referee Anthony Taylor anymore. He is the face of anti-chelsea refereeing in the EPL. Henning Orvebo would be proud.

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Nå med lidt flere løse opdateringer på løn må jeg heller rette mig selv eller nærmer erkende jeg ramte langt forbi skiven med et par "gæt" på løn på et par nye spiller.

her er hvad jeg må æde i mig.

keane10
man 9. sep 23:23

KO: Skal jeg gætte hedder det: Felix £80-£100k - Neto £65k - KDH £50K

kean10: Tror du virkelig på at Felix ligger under 100k og Neto kun på 65k. Det lyder som det rene fantasiland for mig. Indrømmet jeg har ingen fakta på hvad de tjener, men det der tror ganske enkelt ikke på.

Jeg retter lidt min påstand til: Felix £100k - Neto £75k - KDH £50K

Nu de "ubekræftet nye tal" som siger
Løn: Felix £170k - Neto £160k - KDH £80K

Altså samlet ca £410k kontra mit bud på £225K så man må sige som Kean var inde på har jeg ramt noget ved siden af.

Erkender blanket at jeg skød forbi tavlen hvis disse nye rygter har hold i sig.

Rygterne siger også at Sterling betaler vi 50% løn og det samme gør Arsenal (han gik ikke ned i løn) altså £162,5K for begge klubber,

Vdr Sancho skulle vi betale 100K og United 150K han har som man kan regne ud heller ikke gået ned i løn i nu, det siges dog han kommer ned i løn hvis han bliver i Chelsea.

igen alt det her er baseret på det info der er tilgængelig der ude lige nu og kun Sancho delen er bekræftet.

Koldt og kontant af Jackson. Ikke så meget pjat.

Sancho med 2 assist nu. Selvom Nico og Nkunku nok gjorde det meste af arbejdet. :)

Holy shit det mål var godt sat op og dejligt kynisk af Jackson

NICO!!

Flot spil inde på midten og lækker assist af Caicedo. Nøj hvor ser Jackson skarp ud i dag.

Der bliver lavet nogle virkelig gode brydende pasninger frem i banen både af midten og forsvaret.

Det andet mål er jo ren Playstation, hvor vi stille og roligt trækker tempoet ud med mange korte pasninger og pludselig kommer temposkiftet bang.