Apropos David Luiz og sprogkundskaber:
Giles Smith´s (sædvanligvis glimrende) klumme fra sidste uge, hvis alle ikke har læst den. Mine links til chelseafc.com fungerer aldrig, så her er den copy-paste´et:
GILES SMITH: ENJOY THE LIFE
Posted on: Thu 01 Mar 2012
It was David Luiz´s opening goal against Bolton that put a spring in the step of many Chelsea fans this week but it´s other contributions the Brazilian gives the world that have caught the attention of columnist Giles Smith…
The American comedian Steve Martin has just published a book of his collected tweets. ´This collection brings his funniest, most memorable messages together for avid followers and offline fans alike,´ according to the blurb.
Fair enough. Maybe the idea of re-publishing old tweets does seem to fly a bit in the face of the fundamentally throw-away, in-the-moment, write-it-and-move-on nature of the Twitter medium. But why not? Martin is a funny man. And far less substantial things have made it into print. ´Wayne Rooney: The Way It Is´, for instance.
That said, even as I saw the advertisement for Martin´s book, it occurred to me that there´s only one person whose tweets I want to see gathered between hard covers; David Luiz.
Of all the active Chelsea twitterers (Malouda, Kalou, McEachran, each valuable in his own way), Luiz seems to me indisputably the greatest. In fact, it´s bigger than that. My feeling, Twitter-wise, is that if you aren´t following @DavidLuiz_4, you aren´t really following anyone.
He´s not one of those who are on there, jawing away all the time, like Rio Ferdinand. He´s definitely not one of those, like Ian Poulter the golfer, who uses the intimacy of Twitter to line his own nest by selling the products of his sponsors. Luiz has never flamed anyone or gone looking for controversy, and nor has he ever said something forehead-slappingly obvious about an event of international significance. He is above that - far above it.
He tends to pick his moments, and several days may pass in silence (which is as it should be, because these things should never be allowed to run one´s life). But when he does finally feel the urge to tweet, it´s never less than a joy and totally uplifting.
Just to pick a few at random:
´Come on Chelsea!´
´Come on Chelseaaaaaa!´
´Come on Chelsea! Come on Chelsea!´
´Let´s go Chelsea!!´
´Chelsea!! Chelsea!! Chelsea!! Chelsea!! Chelsea!!´
And my favourite:
´Come on Chelsea! I want playyyyyy.´
But it´s not all Chelsea-based chanting (which could, I admit, limit the audience slightly for a Christmas stocking-style repackaging of these moments). There are also the cheery greetings - from the slightly enigmatic (´Yesss…good afternoon…hahahahhaha.´) to the unignorably straightforward (´Morning morning morning morning´). And then there are the occasional hymns to his adopted home (´Welcome to London. I love here´) and the messages simply bidding us all a good day (´Good morning London, good morning geezers, good morning everybody! Enjoy the Friday!´).
And as Luiz has urged us on another occasion, ´Hahaha enjoy the life everyday geezers, always.´ We´re doing our best. But who could deny that it´s always easier for a geezer to enjoy the life on the days when Luiz tweets?
´The Collected Tweets of David Luiz´? Publishers: you know it makes sense. Packaged with some photographs and a flicker-book of last Saturday´s peachy goal. Perfect.
Conspiracy theories abound following the sighting of Jose Mourinho on his way out of Heathrow airport earlier this week but, for me, the telling detail was the doughnuts.
News reports stated that our former manager was carrying two items as he went through to Departures: a Harrods bag, and some doughnuts. The latter explains everything. Have you tried getting a decent doughnut in Spain? With jam in? It´s next to impossible. You certainly can´t get Krispy Kreme ones. You have to come over to London for those.
Chelsea? Arsenal? Tottenham? No. It was about the doughnuts.
Congratulations, obviously, to Liverpool on their first trophy in six years - won thanks to a penalty shoot-out, one notices, although perhaps that goes without saying. Liverpool, famously, have won almost everything there is to win in club football on penalties.
We´re talking two European Cups, one FA Cup and, now, two Carling Cups - all won thanks to the lottery of a sudden-death shoot-out, a lottery in which Liverpool can justly be said to be football´s Euromillionaires.
However, what Luis Suarez and co. can be especially proud about this time is that, when they raised the trophy aloft on Sunday, it was after a match in which they had actually been ahead at one point. In all of the other cases - the two European Cups, the FA Cup, the other Carling Cup - victory via penalties followed a game in which Liverpool had never held the lead in open play. But at Wembley, against Championship opposition, they managed, briefly, to go 2-1 up - a major step forward for the club, and a real testament to the ´King Kenny effect´, even if it was in extra-time and only for 10 minutes.
´When,´ a concerned friend texted me to ask, ´was the last time Liverpool won something by beating someone in a football match?´
Well, you have to go back to the Carling Cup of 2003 for that, when they beat Manchester United 2-0. But don´t forget, too, the Uefa Cup of 2001, which Liverpool didn´t win on penalties but, instead, with a ´golden goal´ in extra time. Or, to be exact, a ´golden own goal´ on that occasion. (Note to younger readers: golden goal extra-time was a short-lived experiment in match-deciding wherein the first team to score in extra-time effectively aborted the match and was declared the winner. It was abandoned almost immediately after the Uefa Cup final of 2001 revealed it to be both comical and unfair.)
History, eh? Isn´t it funny how it sometimes pans out?