OFF-Topic: Howdy folkens! :-)
Det er inde fra juvefc.com, hvor en gut beder folkene om at smile lidt mere og forsøger at lette stemningen lidt... ;-)
Han skrev:
"And to lighten the mood here:
Amauri is so bad that everytime he has a shot on target he is considered "in-form".
If Sissoko completes a pass, the Butterfly Effect is applied. Someone somewhere gets cured of cancer.
If Grygera plays, so does the winger of the opposing team.
The Juventus defense has never been caught ball gazing by Lecce, they were actually admiring the clouds.
Iaquinta has his own medical team at home to attend to his daily injuries.
Martinez has the same amount of talent as the entire Inter team combined, which is close to nothing.
Sorensen doesn´t defend, he just makes it a point to make the strikers his bitch.
ADP lied about his age. He is really just 26 this year.
Grosso has a place in the squad.
You can contact DRAW Neri at 442@hotmail.com.
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/w…PGPEDU8dZWU Guys add-on to this!"
Så jeg skrev:
- Motta receives the Nobel Prize for reinstating the selfconfidence of all the "never has beens" wingers and attackers whom he let go right past him during this season, hence re-launching their otherwise stagnated careers. Beautiful humanitarian work done by our young full back, and the prize is noting less than fully deserved! :-)
- Amauri´s brand new fictional novel, "My First Brazillian", receives great praise in the press! It´s about a brazillian Serie A player - a shemale, only known by him/herself and The Mysterius ´Old Lady´ - who struggles coming to terms his/her "secret" identity, but then finally discovers new appetite on life by undergoing a strict diet on Parmasian cheese and ham! Rolling Stones Magazine wrote about the novel: "A great combination between the stories ´White Chicks´ and ´The Devil Wears Prada´". :-O
- Marotta thought it was an "April´s Fool" when someone finally told him that the new financial set of rules aren´t active yet, and that the actual term is "Financial Fairplay" - NOT "Financial Selfdestruction". However, at least we now have an obvious explanation for the transfer fees regarding Jorge Martinez, Sebastian Giovinco and Diego. :P
Håber det hjalp lidt på humøret! CHEER UP allesammen (inkl. undertegnede), det er SOMMER! :-D