Jo hoooo
They´ve got the widest pitch in the land
They´ve got 54 players and they´re no ****ing good
They´ve got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They´ve got 3 stars on their new club badge
They´ve got exec boxes with a balcony
They´ve had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They´ve got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They were the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they´ve won **** all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They´re going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They´ve got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They´ve got 3007 in a temporary stand
They´ve got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They do a lap of honour when they win the toss
They won the Shamrock Trophy in ´92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They´ve got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They´ve got three million fans in Manchester
It´s been 31 years ( change to 32 in Feb)and they´ve won **** all
They´ve got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They´ll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They´ve got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They´re the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from The Council House
They´ve got the biggest bananas in the land
They´ve got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They´ll be relegated by bonfire night
They´ve got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They´ve got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales´ mam into an early grave
They´ve had a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They´ve been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned ´em down
They´ve got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they´re large
They sing racist chants, coz they´ve got no class
So Manchester City kiss my ass !!
Coz..City are a Massive club!
\"Since 1990 the backpass rule
Has been taken away from Liverpool
And since that date they\'ve had to wait.
So let\'s sing them a song that they fucking hate.
23 years.........Fuck all\"