Tak for opdateringerne. For tiden er det nærmest dig som holder tråden kørende. :-)
Og så vil jeg da lige returnere joken. :-)
A Soton solo mum goes to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" "10".
"10???" says the officer. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn´t that get confusing?"
"Naah ..." says the Soton girl "its great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout "WAAYNE, YER DINNER´S READY" or "WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW" and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
officer..
"That´s easy," says the single mum ... "I just use their surnames"
Og så vil jeg da lige returnere joken. :-)
A Soton solo mum goes to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" "10".
"10???" says the officer. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn´t that get confusing?"
"Naah ..." says the Soton girl "its great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout "WAAYNE, YER DINNER´S READY" or "WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW" and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
officer..
"That´s easy," says the single mum ... "I just use their surnames"