Nyeste navn i transfermøllen er Man Citys Richard Dunne, som efter sigende skulle være at få for £5m. Harry bekræfter at han er interesseret i Dunne, og det samme gælder Shaun Wright-Phillips. Til gengæld benægter han at der har været kontakt med Liverpool i forsøget på at hente Peter Crouch tilbage til Portsmouth.
Og så en lille joke om vore rivaler længere nede ad sydkysten:
33,000 scummers meet in St Marys for a ´Scummers Are Not Stupid´ convention.
Mick Channon addresses the crowd ´We are all here today to prove to the world that Scummers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?´
Matt le Tissier gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Channon asks him ´What is 15 plus 15?´
After 15 or 20 seconds Big nose says, ´Eighteen!´
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Scummers start chanting, ´Give him another chance! Give him another chance!´
Windmill arms says ´Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks in his backward yokel drawl ´What is 5 plus 5?´ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ´Ninety?´
Channon looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Le Tiss starts crying.
But then the 33,000 Scummers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, ´GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!´
Channon, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, ´What is 2 plus 2? ´
Silence hangs over the stadium. Fucking almighty conk closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ´Four??????´
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scummer crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, ´Give him another chance! Give him another chance!´
Og så en lille joke om vore rivaler længere nede ad sydkysten:
33,000 scummers meet in St Marys for a ´Scummers Are Not Stupid´ convention.
Mick Channon addresses the crowd ´We are all here today to prove to the world that Scummers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?´
Matt le Tissier gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Channon asks him ´What is 15 plus 15?´
After 15 or 20 seconds Big nose says, ´Eighteen!´
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Scummers start chanting, ´Give him another chance! Give him another chance!´
Windmill arms says ´Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks in his backward yokel drawl ´What is 5 plus 5?´ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ´Ninety?´
Channon looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Le Tiss starts crying.
But then the 33,000 Scummers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, ´GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!´
Channon, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, ´What is 2 plus 2? ´
Silence hangs over the stadium. Fucking almighty conk closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ´Four??????´
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scummer crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, ´Give him another chance! Give him another chance!´