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Detter er grunden til at Eriksen bliver overflødig hvis han da skulle ende i Barca.


http://www.youtube.com/w…haD8Ak&NR=1

http://www.barcelonafoot…conference/


Scene: the press room at Camp Nou. Andoni Zubizarreta enters and takes a seat. Pep Guardiola enters wearing the world’s snazziest sweater vest. Jim Tressel cries quietly in a corner of a mansion in Ohio. The press room is packed with reporters.

Zubi: Okay, let’s talk turkey here. Who’s first? Yes, over there, with the credentials.

El Pais: Thank you, Mr. Zubizarreta, I was just wondering what you meant about Turkey. Is Pep leaving to coach Turkey now that Hiddink has quit? [The dailies print Extra! Extra! editions]

Zubi: [holds up his hand for calm, none ensues] That’s just absurd. First–

Rosell: [from a corner of the room] Absurd! Pep can sign a new contract whenever he wants [waves piece of paper] whenever he wants there is no pressure at all.

Zubi: First, the word “turkey” in Spanish doesn’t sound anything like the country and–

El Pais: So it’s true, Pep is leaving! [Mass pandemonium erupts in the room. Paper is shredded, hair is torn out, a man actually stabs himself in the thigh "to see if there is anything but more pain in life"]

Zubi: What? No. Just…no.

Guardiola: Any other questions? Yes, guy over on the left, no, not you, the one without a shred of journalistic credibility.

Sport: As you know, it’s international break, so, we’re all wondering–everyone is wondering–Neymar?

Guardiola: That’s not really a question.

Sport: A quick follow-up: Neymar?

Zubi: We’ll just move along now. Next.

Mundo Deportivo: We’ve heard Neymar’s name mentioned. Can you talk about that?

Guardiola: Well, he mentioned Neymar–

Sport: So it’s true!

Mundo Deportivo: Neymar!

Sport: There, we’ve printed a million copies of Neymar to Barça. Is he your favorite player ever?

Guardiola: What?

Marca: How will you find a way to destroy his sense of self worth?

AS: What kind of a loss will you take on the deal?

Zubi: Now, hold on guys, just hold on, no one said anything about Neyma
r!

Marca: And they call Madrid the big spenders!

AS: We demand an investigation into possible–no, probable violations of, of, of antitrust laws–yes!–and FIFA mandates and UNICEF is really a front for getting kids hooked on foreign aid, isn’t it? Where will the madness end?

Mundo Deportivo: Neymar will come for free, won’t he? Because Florentino is a poopypants!

Sport: He Who Shall Not Be Named, by which we mean Mourinho, naturally–

Mundo Deportivo: Naturally.

Sport: –is a talentless hack who would never make it in a refined city like Barcelona.

Guardiola: Weren’t you the guys who wanted him instead of me in 2008?

Sport: What! [eyes widen, hands clasp in horror] That’s preposterous. That’s, that’s–

Mundo Deportivo: Totally true!

Sport: Et tu Mundo?

Marca: The Catalans are at each other’s throats! We must attack.

AS: We’ll point out Mourinho’s team has scored more goals!

Marca: We’ll point out that they’re winning the league by unheard of margins!

La Voz de Galicia: We’ll tell everyone how good Omar Bravo is!

All: Who are you?

La Voz de Galicia: Uh, I just happen to be here on vacation and thought…okay, I’ll be quiet now.

Marca: What do you have to say for yourself, Pep?

Guardiola: Uh, about what?

AS: He denies it!

Sport: It’s a tremendous mind game!

Marca: We’ve printed a billion copies with the headline “Guardiola denies official Neymar news!” He’s out of touch!

AS: He’s a criminal. Burn him.

Mundo Deportivo: He’s a brilliant orator whose soliloquies have been known to cure diseases!

Guardiola: [to the camera] What are they talking about?

Sport: Look! Did you see that? He cured me!

Zubi: What disease did you have?

Sport: I had no press credentials and now [waves press credentials] here they are!

Mundo Deportivo: We’ve printed a trillion copies of “Guardiola cures cancer!” They’ve sold out!

AS: We’ve printed a million trillion billion jillion sextillion copies of “Guardiola is a witch. BURN HIM!” Sales were okay.

Guardiola: Well, that about wraps it up, I guess.

AS: One more question!

Zubi: Okay, sure.

AS: Neymar?

Guardiola: No?

Sport: NEYMAR!

AS: Ha! Caught you in a lie, smartypants Pep!

Marca: Scandal of the century!

[Guardiola and Zubi stand up and leave the room to the wild screaming of the reporters.]

Guardiola: I think that went pretty well.

Zubi: Best press conference we’ve had this year, that’s for sure.

Guardiola: I agree. They didn’t throw feces at me this time.

Zubi: It’s the small pleasures that make this job worthwhile. [his phone rings] Hello?

Neymar: Did they ask about me today?

Zubi: Nope.

Neymar: Drat.

Guardiola: Neymar!

Haha. Jeg vil også med til pressekonfenrence

Abidals agent er idag ude med en melding om, at Abidals eventuelle kontrakforlængelse bliver mere og mere usikker som tiden går.

Naturligvis er det en pressball ladet med truslen om, at der også er andre brændende skorstene - f.eks. PSG, og det lader umiddelbart også som, at parterne er pænt langt fra hinanden.

Jeg er meget ambivalent omkring Abidals forlængelse eller ej.

Franskmanden er en af mine absolutte yndlinge på holdet, og jeg synes, at han er aldeles modbydelig - for modstanderne, men man må omvendt ikke se bort fra, at beholder man Abidal, står man med 2 spillere med en fremadskreden alder ( Puyol er selvfølgelig den anden ) til det samme område af banen. Og begge spillere er så dygtige, at man ikke kan nedprofilere dem.

Hvis man ikke imødegår Puyols og Abidals høje aldre igennem en løbende udskiftning, kan man hurtigt ende i, at man vil komme "bagud" i den kontinuerlige fornyelse af holdet, og både skal skifte meget ud i forsvaret og eventuelt andre steder på holdet på en gang.

Og legendestatus taget i betragtning, er det utænkeligt, at Abidal skulle have en større stjerne end Puyol, hvilket er rimeligt nok.

@Emilfu
Genialt !

Alexis Sánchez starter inde.

Og det er vel nærmest chilenerens debut i praksis. Først fra nu kan Guardiola begynde at få valuta for investeringen i hvirvelvinden.

Spilleren udtrykker selv, at han ikke er i topform, og de forskellige forlydender om skader fra landsholdslejren er heller ikke indikatorer for en spiller på zenit, men i aften er begyndelsen.

Hvor jeg dog hader 6´eren og deres rettigheder.

Det er satme hjernedødt at de har rettigheden til både Premier league og La Liga

Nåh ja, i det mindste skyder ALLE på alt.

Det her er unægteligt bare en dag på kontoret.

Vi vinder stort uden at spille prangende, Iøvrigt er Puyol SINDSYGT offensiv idag han er konstant med fremme.

Derudover spiller det naturligvis også ind at Zaragoza ganske enkelt ikke har evnerne til at udfordre Barcelona på nogen måde.

Vigtigt at få David Villa igang igen iøvrigt.

Hvordan gjorde Alexis det iaften?

Og Villa og Cuenca?