Snak

Herlig onsdag aften. Farvel til Chelskis maskinelle anti fodbold.

Kane er netop blevet månedens spiller for 2. måned i træk, sidste gang det skete var Ronaldo.

Fedt og fortjent..

Here are the top five statistics ahead of Sunday´s clash:

0 - Following a run of 17 wins and no defeats in 22 Premier League matches against Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester United have won none of the last five meetings (D3 L2).

3 - Spurs are only the third team in the Premier League era to go five league games unbeaten against the Red Devils, after Liverpool (2000-2002) and Blackburn Rovers (2004-2006).

11 - The Red Devils have won 11 of their last 13 Premier League matches at Old Trafford (D1 L1), while they have lost just two of their last 18 Premier League matches (W12 D4 L2). Worryingly for the Red Devils, they have lost their last two home games against Tottenham.

7 - Wayne Rooney has scored seven goals in his last eight Premier League starts against Spurs. Having scored 94 goals at Old Trafford, only Alan Shearer with 97 at St James Park (two for Blackburn) and Thierry Henry with 114 at Highbury have recorded more goals on one single ground in Premier League history.

6 - Harry Kane has scored in his last six Premier League away games; only one player in the competition´s history (Robin van Persie, nine in a row) has scored in seven consecutive away games.

Bonus: Tottenham have recovered more points from losing positions than any other team in the Premier League this season (16).

..vi slår United. Chelsea slår SOTON. Swansea driller Pool og hiver en uafgjort hjem.

SOTON bliver hægtet af og United kommer i krise. Pool forbliver bag os resten af sæsonen. Vi ses til CL-bold.

..desuden bliver Kane PL-topscorer.

Det kan ikke jinxes.

Så har man endelig mulighed for at se en kamp, den ENE dag hvor gribbene i familien ikke vil have en arm og et ben af én, og så disker holdet op med sådan noget lort... Måske man skulle se familien ENDNU mere, for vi vinder sgu hver gang jeg er ude.

Jeg gider alligevel ikke det orakel-pis.

Gad vide hvornår Spurs egentlig kommer på banen, for vi sidder da stadig i omklædningsrummet og deler en pose pærer

Hvis man stadig havde en smule tro på Top 4, så er den i hvert fald død og begravet nu. Nøj, hvor er vi dårlige.

Så kender vi vores midtbane og forsvar igen - så kan vi da slukke for den kamp allerede! Man Utd er os forfærdelige at se på med deres Stoke version 2.