...man har fået øjenbetændelse. Betændelse i ét fucking øje, og så kan man ikke holde ud til en skid!
[I]Some poo has come out[/I]
Snak
tirs 9. nov 2010
..jeg kommer til at lave min kaffe for tynd. Min kaffe er dagens højdepunkt midt i specialet. ¤%%&/#"¤#"!!!
West Ham United
tirs 9. nov 2010
.. Ens kæreste skærer sig i fingeren og hverken må vaske op eller vaske tøj i ti dage! Flytter fandme!
tirs 9. nov 2010
Hyr svigermekanikken til det, når nu hun ikke selv kan. Det skal nok overdøve dine frustrationer så du får andet at tænke på.
En gyser er at holde med flagermus og ulve.
Følg med på Twitter (@VCF__Nordic) & podcast (Valencia Weekly). https://soundcloud.com/valenciaweekly
ons 10. nov 2010
@Petrescu
Jeg er fuldstændig enig med dig i at kaffen er højdepunktet i specialet. Jeg ville ikke kunne overleve uden
Jeg er fuldstændig enig med dig i at kaffen er højdepunktet i specialet. Jeg ville ikke kunne overleve uden
Kenny Dalglish had scouted the young star at Bordeaux, and requested the chairman Jack Walker to begin discussions with the player’s club. He refused, and famously said, “Why do you want to sign Zinedine Zidane when we have Tim Sherwood?”
ons 10. nov 2010
.. Ens kæreste skærer sig i fingeren og hverken må vaske op eller vaske tøj i ti dage! Flytter fandme!
Begynd at snakke om en thailandsk au-pair pige på 18 år til at lave de ting, så skal hun nok komme i gang med det kvinder reelt er sat i verden for ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckyGX95vX8o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LOp9hRhhbc
No soy sólo perfecto, soy Madridista también.
ons 10. nov 2010
Nøj, mand!
Altså, hvor har jeg da bare klukket min sæk helt vibrationskløende og øm af at læse disse her skideskægge vitser!
Jeg kan da ikke sige andet end keep them coming, ikke også!!!
Altså, hvor har jeg da bare klukket min sæk helt vibrationskløende og øm af at læse disse her skideskægge vitser!
Jeg kan da ikke sige andet end keep them coming, ikke også!!!
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