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I can´t be fucked at all. I can´t be fucked to ride, it´s to much movement; I can´t be fucked to walk, it´s too exhausting; I can´t be fucked to lie down, for I would either have to remain there, and I can´t be fucked to do that, or I would have to get up again, and I can´t be fucked to do that either. Summa summarum: I can´t be fucked at all.