You can\'t be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
Frank Zappa
Snak
tirs 20. feb 2018
"To defeat an enemy you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art."
- Grand Admiral Thrawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g
man 26. feb 2018
Og Bornholm rammes af "snestormslignende tilstande". Ude i fremtiden er der børnebørn der skal få læst og påskrevet.
fre 2. mar 2018
Bold-brugerne plejer at være ret glade for de lumre overskrifter. Her er så en til samlingen.
https://www.seoghoer.dk/wild/slik-glasuren-af-kusse-cupcakes
Og ikke nok med at du kan slikke glasuren af din kusse-cupcake, så er der i ligestillingengens navn også lavet et cock-cake til dem der lyster.
https://www.seoghoer.dk/wild/slik-glasuren-af-kusse-cupcakes
Og ikke nok med at du kan slikke glasuren af din kusse-cupcake, så er der i ligestillingengens navn også lavet et cock-cake til dem der lyster.
Does anyone in here have telekinetic powers?
If you do, please raise my hand.
- I øvrigt mener jeg, at pandaerne i København Zoo bør deporteres
fre 23. mar 2018
Fra Ekstrabladet, men desværre kun for abonnenter:
Har du også 6 kg gammel afføring i tarmen? Sådan kommer du af med det.
Har du også 6 kg gammel afføring i tarmen? Sådan kommer du af med det.
ons 4. apr 2018
Clickbait - for hvem kan det nu være...?
https://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/dkkendte/tidligere-dr-vaert-er-blevet-kaereste-med-eks-kollega/7102845
https://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/dkkendte/tidligere-dr-vaert-er-blevet-kaereste-med-eks-kollega/7102845
Horst Hrubesch: Manni Bananenflanke - Ich Kopf - Tor
Manni Breuckmann: Hertha gegen Wolfsburg - dass ist das Duel der Eunuchen der Liga. Sie wollen's so gerne, können's aber nicht!
søn 8. apr 2018
https://ekstrabladet.dk/112/doedstallet-stiger-voldsomme-billeder-fra-ishockey-ulykke/7107917
Her er det lederen der tænkt på:15 personer er blevet dræbt, da en bus med et canadisk ungdomshold fredag aften lokal tid kørte frontalt ind i en lastbil på vej til kamp"
Ser en bus der kollidere med en tændt Optimus Prime for mig.
Ikke at det ikke er forfærdeligt det som er sket.
Her er det lederen der tænkt på:15 personer er blevet dræbt, da en bus med et canadisk ungdomshold fredag aften lokal tid kørte frontalt ind i en lastbil på vej til kamp"
Ser en bus der kollidere med en tændt Optimus Prime for mig.
Ikke at det ikke er forfærdeligt det som er sket.
https://youtu.be/ihaB8AFOhZo
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