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Har i hørt at SAS har solgt alle deres Dash 8 fly??
Osama Bin Laden har købt dem, han skulle alligevel ikke bruge landingshjulene.

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You´re really doing great, aren´t you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: ´Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.´"
The doctor said, "I didn´t say that. I said, ´You´ve got a heart murmur; be careful."

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how´s it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We´ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there´s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? You´ve got an engineer? That´s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I´m keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I´ll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

BR

Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.
The Vet didn´t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let a young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes,one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"

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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
´I don´t want to know,´ the child said, bursting into tears. ´Promise me you won´t tell me.´
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, ´When I was six, I got the ´There´s no Easter Bunny´ speech.
At seven, I got the ´There´s no Tooth Fairy´ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ´There´s no Santa´ speech.
If you´re going to tell me that grown-ups don´t really get laid, I´ll have nothing left to live for.´

BR

Hvorfor har SAS fyret 100 stewardesser?

???

De har en revne i understellet.

haha... den vil jeg sgu forsøge mig med næste gang jeg flyver. tror måske ikke de syntes den er sjov første gang, stewardesserne, men tredje-fjerde gang jeg råber den ud i kabinen, bør det udløse en upgrade med det samme.

Haha Murph

Skriv lige om projektet herinde når du engang får det udført. Det vil jeg gerne se konsekvenserne af...

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

BR