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Målmanden her er nok en vittighed i sig selv.. nice moves han fyrer af.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7dBah8GTkU

Sjovt for nogen, nok ikke for ham selv:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvTDdSv-g4&feature...

Joe pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Kevin where he´d first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Joe recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Kevin.
"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?".....
"Baaaaaaa." said Joe.

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Undersøgelser har vist, at 80% af Brøndbys fans har haft sex i badet!

De sidste 20% har ikke været i fængsel endnu...

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Hvad var det første Tottenham fanen gjorder efter hans hold havde vundet Premier League?
- Slukkede sin playstation og gik i seng.

Captain Diego Montoya Garcia, of the spanish Armada flagship "Quando" was on the deck one day when his first mate ran up to him and cried "Captain! There´s an enemy ship on the horizon!"
Captain Diego turned a calm eye to his mate and said "Bring me my red shirt."
The first mate ran and got the captains red shirt, which he put on.
A fierce battle raged and the Quando was victorious. After the battle, the first mate asked the captain "Sir, why do you don a red shirt before battle?"
The captain yawned bravely and said "If I am wounded in battle, the men will not see me bleeding, and they will be inspired."
The mate was in awe of his wise captain. Just then, another crewman ran up to the captain and cried "Captain! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!"
The captain turned to his first mate and ordered "Bring me my brown pants."

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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She´ll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend´s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How´s the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She´s pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how´s the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She´s pregnant too."

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Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, ´If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?´
Douglas replied, ´I would get in my helicopter and fly away!´
The doctor then asked, ´Where did you get a helicopter from?´
Douglas replied, ´The same place you got that fucking train!´

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Hvad gør Lynge Jakobsen når Aab kvaliciferer sig til Champions League?
Han slukker for sin Platstation

A husband walks into Victoria´s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, ´I have an idea. It´s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won´t put it on, but I´ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.´
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, ´Good Grief! You´d think for $500, they´d at least iron it!´


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