Snak

I was at my girlfriends place the other night and while we were making dinner she told me turn on the veg. Fingering her disabled sister was NOT what she had in mind...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I´ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man´s hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement and slowly and meaningfully said...

"Clean my house."

BR

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife´s arm.
The wife turns over and says ´I´m sorry honey, I´ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.´
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
´Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?´

BR

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En smuk sommerdag finder Dobbelthage et telefonnummer på gaden , dobbelthage ringer til nummeret og beder vedkommende sin adresse så han kan afleverer nummeret til manden !

Jeg skal altså have forklaret det sjove?

I was at my girlfriends place the other night and while we were making dinner she told me turn on the veg. Fingering her disabled sister was NOT what she had in mind...

Klasse. :D

Hvad skal manden med sit eget nummer på et papir ??

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank´s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn´t going. Frank´s friends are very upset that he can´t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I´ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ´Guess who?´" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, here I am.

BR

Hvorfor må man ik´ spise flæskesteg med svær nede på Noma?

- Man skal bruge kniv og gaffel..

I´m bisexual - I love to buy sex...