Snak

After 2012 the end of the world. There are 3 man alive in the whole world:

Barak Obama - In an underground shelter deep below Kansas.

Vladimir Putin- in a top secret location in Siberia.

Filippo Inzaghi - In an off-side position :)

Jeg får helt lyst til at anmelde tråden for at holde et uanstændigt lavt niveau.

Det er jo bare fordi du ikke forstår de engelske jokes!

*notch notch*

Yes, that you may have right in. But on the other side I mean also that the danish either not are funny.

Notch notch?

Nudge Nudge!

And now for something completely different...

Classic! http://www.youtube.com/w…jT3_UCm1A5I

Love it!!

arrh for pokker!

Dumt at stave forkert der!

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman´s poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma´am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma´am. May I sit down here? I´m very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn´t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up and said to the Marine, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

BR