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Hvad kalder man et par forelskede skildpadder?

- Turttleduer..

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome, it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.

Ved I hvorfor de her på Fyn siger "High Defenition"?

Det tager sgu for lang tid at sige HD (læs: Hååååååååååå Deeeeeeeeeeeee)

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!

BR

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One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week.
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma´am, I couldn´t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That´s wonderful, how much does he send you?"
The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

BR

@Beer Hunter

HAHAH til din første.

What is it with developing countries and always having a strongman as leader, why never a lion tamer or bearded lady?

For sunday dinner it was always my job to prepare the chicken. I started by telling it that life was full of pain and death was not the end.

I was just asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but is suspect it´s some sort of pyramide scheme.

I think the worst thing about having sex with an X is that it can totally ruin a good game of scrabble.