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One day, a man walks into a dentist´s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That´s a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn´t there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don´t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
Looking annoyed the man says, "That´s still too expensive!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it´s still too much."
"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

BR

A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road.
As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What´s in bag?", the Indian asks the driver.
The driver says, "It´s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Indian is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade."

BR

Taget fra Lukas Grahams twitter:

The son asks: "Dad, I´m considering a career in organised crime" & the father replies: "Government or private sector?"

Fra Stephen Fry
"it´s a sad truth that six out of seven dwarfs aren´t happy…x"

The wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f#%k your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan.
They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let´s get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"
The guy in the front said, "Well, I´m going to start nibbling grass, but you´d better brace yourself."

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We´re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."
Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don´t know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive.
Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I´ve got a problem. You see, I´ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don´t know what to do?"
Barbara replied, "You´d better jack off. I´ve got a headache."

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